If Programming Languages were people..

Content The technical interview The actual job

Content 1 fear no language. But that thing... MATLAB it scares me.

That beautiful moment when you've closed all your IDE tabs, pushed your commits, and are mentally halfway to happy hour... then your Slack explodes with "Critical update: ALL HANDS ON." The universe has a special talent for waiting until you've mentally checked out before dropping production fires in your lap. It's like the code knows you're smiling and decides "not today, friend." Freedom was so close you could taste it. Now you're being dragged back into the trenches for an emergency that will inevitably be traced back to someone's "minor change" that "shouldn't affect anything."

Content rTheMonkeysPaw Posted by uAtomiclizard456 3h I wish to be really good at computer programming 4 3 2 Share if TOP COMMENTS it4 3h Granted. You now have the ability to use Google Reply 9

Content Junior dev me asking for a code review Here is an insurmountable amount of garbage. It disgusts me as well. I apologize in advance. ProgrammerHumor.

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