If Full Stack was a person

OH MY GOD, PAST ME, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! 😱 That moment when you excavate your ancient code like some digital archaeologist, expecting a beautiful masterpiece only to discover what can only be described as a crime against humanity written by your younger, more optimistic self. The sheer AUDACITY of past you to write that monstrosity and label it "elegant" is just... *chef's kiss* the ultimate betrayal. You stare at your screen, mouth agape, wondering what hallucinogenic substances you must have been on when you thought THAT was the solution. The duality of programming: thinking you're a genius one day, and calling yourself colorful names the next! 💅

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Content The 15 Stages of programming: The beginning I have no Idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault debugging Cheap Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished! Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm playing Skyrim Happiness () 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

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