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Content When V S Code reports 119 problems in my code But all 119 are just warnings! ProarammerHumo

The AUDACITY of AI to commit such architectural VIOLENCE! 😱 Claude 4 swoops in like some code-refactoring superhero, absolutely DECIMATING this poor developer's codebase with a single call. 3,000+ new lines?! TWELVE new files?! The AI practically performed MAJOR SURGERY on this monolithic spaghetti code! And then the PLOT TWIST that has me SCREAMING: "None of it worked." But the chef's kiss? The absolute DRAMA? "But boy was it beautiful." I'm literally DYING at this peak programmer aesthetic - valuing beautiful, non-functional code over the ugly mess that actually runs. It's the coding equivalent of buying a gorgeous sports car that immediately breaks down in your driveway! 💀

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Content JF Bastien ifbastien The fastest programming language is clearly "c" because that's the speed of light and nothing can even approach it. 02:30 71020 Twitter Web App 226 Retweets and comments 1,321 Likes

The ultimate reverse uno card of modern programming! While CS students frantically copy-paste ChatGPT's answers hoping their professor doesn't notice, seasoned devs are out here playing 4D chess—deliberately making their clean, efficient code look like it came from an AI just to appease management's "AI integration" checkbox. Nothing says "I'm embracing the future" quite like downgrading your perfectly functional code with some random variables and unnecessary comments about "leveraging synergies." The irony is delicious.