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Someone just discovered the increment operator and thinks they're a language polyglot now. The meme shows a guy bragging about using "C++" in JavaScript, but all he's doing is using a standard for loop with c++ as the increment statement. That's like saying you speak French because you can say "croissant" while ordering at Starbucks. The violent reaction in the bottom panel is the only appropriate response to such heresy.

Content That one engineer during postmortem I want a complete core code review, so we can understand why this happened in the first place. It was a random localized event, sir.

The eternal struggle between technical folks and management in three painful panels. In the first, the pointy-haired boss complains that moving to "the cloud" didn't magically fix everything. In the second, the engineer suggests actual technical solutions (cloud-native architecture, containerization) but gets shut down. By the third panel, the engineer sarcastically drops "Kubernetes" while the boss complains about "techy things." It's the perfect illustration of management wanting tech miracles without understanding the implementation details. They want cloud benefits without cloud architecture, then get frustrated when engineers use precise terminology. Meanwhile, engineers are dying inside with each buzzword the boss misuses. The irony? The boss is the one actually speaking in meaningless buzzwords while rejecting real solutions.

Content 8:30 Mom iMessage Today 8:29 AM You left your calendar open on your computer Why are you practicing standup comedy with your engineers every morning for 15 mins???

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Content : Anonymous 011223(Thu)12:40:26 No.90852730 I got fired today and before I left the office I trashed our software's code by replacing a small block with garbage generated by ChatGPT 262 KB PNG