The Lifecycle Of A Developer

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The Lifecycle Of A Developer

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY that is professional software development! 😭 You start your career all fresh-faced and optimistic, hitting the gym between coding side projects and watching tutorial videos. Fast forward six months into your first job and you're basically a coding caveman with unwashed hair, surviving exclusively on pizza and energy drinks while debugging legacy code at 3 AM! The transformation isn't just dramatic—it's INEVITABLE! Your body becomes perfectly shaped like the chair you're permanently fused to. Haircuts? Please! Who has time when there's a production bug and seven meetings about why the bug exists?! The only six-pack in your life now is the one in your fridge, and even THAT requires too much effort to obtain! 💀

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