the bug becomes a feature

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper I'm a developer seeking a job in: a startup a corporate the woods, making furniture with my hands and not speaking to anyone

Content Noooo you can't do all of your coding in an industrial sized freezer, you'll catch hypothermia! 34 34 I do all of my coding in an industrial sized freezer I do all of my coding in an industrial sized freezer 14 14 0.1 1O score 55 2 2 70 85 9546 100 0.1 115 130 145

The ethical hacker paradox in full glory. You've gained access to the entire kingdom—admin privileges, database credentials, the whole shebang—but instead of wreaking havoc, you're just sending a Discord message like "hey, I'm in." That smug face says it all: "I could drop all your tables with a single command, but I'm just gonna sip my cigarette and let you know your security is made of wet paper towels." The true power move isn't destroying everything—it's showing restraint when you absolutely don't have to.

Content Rodrigo Monteiro amzeratul How old were you when you realised it's called "firmware" because it's halfway between "hardware" and "software"?

Content 3 SUE VIRGINIA 2 NULLREF , VIRGINIA IS FOR LONERS.

That awkward moment when YouTube recommends "Not Everyone Should Code" right after your IDE just exploded with errors. The universe has impeccable timing. Nothing says "maybe consider a career change" quite like a compiler treating your code like a personal insult. The cat's teary eyes perfectly capture that special blend of confusion, betrayal, and existential dread that comes with realizing your two lines of "hello world" somehow triggered exceptions in libraries you didn't even import.