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Content WHEN THE PM TALKS ABOUT ALL THE WORK WE GOT DONE THIS SPRINT WE"P WHAT THE FUCK "WE"P

Content DEVELOPERS WHEN THEY GET ASKED TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE AFTER THE PANDEMIC PLEASE ACCEPT THIS LETTER AS MY FORMAL RESIGNATION FROM MY POSITION

Content People who know nothing about AI: tells me how my Al is gonna destroy the world My AI: Whats this? Carrot

Two wizards plotting the downfall of developer sanity! Nothing says "I wield ultimate power" like enforcing tabs over spaces or requiring semicolons after every statement. These lint lords stand atop their mountain, gazing upon the kingdom of code they're about to throw into chaos with their arcane proclamations. The dark wizard is definitely pushing for "no-unused-vars" while his companion is advocating for "max-line-length: 80". Together they're crafting the perfect ESLint config that will make the entire engineering team contemplate career changes. Pure evil has never been so perfectly indented.

Content There is no cloud, it's just someone else's computer

Content My code is self-documenting The code: