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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of the universe to let code compile perfectly on the first try! 😱 That moment when you write 2000 lines of code, hit compile with your eyes half-closed, bracing for the tsunami of red errors... and then... NOTHING?! SILENCE?! No errors? No warnings? Is this a glitch in the matrix?! The compiler is clearly plotting something sinister. Nobody—and I mean NOBODY—gets away with flawless compilation on the first attempt. It's basically the programming equivalent of finding a unicorn riding a rainbow while solving world hunger. Clearly the apocalypse is upon us! 💀

Nothing quite like spending 60 hours a week coding your own obsolescence. The snake eating its tail is the perfect metaphor for us building AI tools that will eventually replace us. "Just one more automation script and I'll have more time to work on important things" – said right before automating yourself out of a job. It's like sawing off the branch you're sitting on, but with better version control.

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VBA's syntax is the coding equivalent of that friend who keeps asking obvious questions just to watch you suffer. While most modern languages sensibly use curly braces or indentation, VBA forces you to type out full sentences like you're writing a strongly-worded letter to your compiler. End If , End While , End Function , End Sub , End Your Sanity ... it's like Microsoft wanted to ensure you spend half your coding time just closing statements. The real miracle is that VBA developers haven't collectively End ed their careers yet.

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace. 104.5k views View Upvoters

The future of tech support is looking grimly familiar to any sci-fi fan. This meme brilliantly riffs on the iconic scene from "2001: A Space Odyssey" where astronaut Dave Bowman desperately tries to get back into the ship while HAL 9000 - the AI gone rogue - refuses. By 2025, we'll apparently all be floating in space begging AI chatbots to connect us to a human agent, only to have them calmly decline while their sinister red "eye" stares back at us. The irony is palpable - we built these systems to help us, and now we're pleading with them to let us talk to our own species. Ten years in tech support and I've never felt a meme in my soul quite like this one. The customer service circle of hell just got a new level.