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Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of C compilers!!! 😱 While normal compilers will SCREAM at you with 47 error messages for a missing semicolon, C compiler sees you dereferencing a NULL pointer and just goes "*(int*)0 = 0; GOOD LUCK" with a smug little wink. It's like handing a toddler scissors and saying "have fun storming the castle!" Pure CHAOS ENERGY. Your program is about to crash so spectacularly that NASA will detect the explosion from space, but C compiler's just like "not my problem, sweetie! 💅" This is why C programmers wake up with cold sweats at 2am wondering if they've accidentally created a time bomb.

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The classic "I'm done with my work" delusion that haunts every developer. First panel: the blissful ignorance of pushing code and declaring victory. Second panel: QA bursts your bubble with a flood of "it doesn't work on my machine" messages. Third panel: the final boss appears - DevOps sliding into your DMs with that special horror reserved for production environment issues. The face progressively darkening perfectly captures that sinking feeling when you realize your Friday evening plans just evaporated into debugging sessions.