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Guess I'll Wait It Out...

Guess I'll Wait It Out...
The eternal cycle of tech employment. You grind through the job hunt, finally land that position, start dreaming about upgrading your potato laptop with your first real paycheck... and then the AI bubble bursts right when you're about to click "Buy Now" on that sweet gaming rig. So you sit there with your ancient machine, watching the market implode, knowing that prebuilt you wanted is now either out of stock or somehow MORE expensive despite the recession. Classic tech worker timing: always one economic disaster away from decent hardware. At least you still have a job... for now. Time to learn how to build PCs from spare parts like it's 2008 again.

Job Market Right Now

Job Market Right Now
Remember when LinkedIn was for humble-bragging about promotions? Now it's just watching your entire industry get Thanos-snapped in real time. Tech companies went from "We're disrupting the future!" to "We're disrupting your employment status!" faster than a poorly optimized query. The only thing growing faster than AI investments is the number of "open to work" profile badges. The worst part? Those same companies laying off thousands are posting record profits. Nothing says "strategic restructuring" like firing the entire engineering team that built your platform while the CEO buys another yacht.

How The Tables Have Turned

How The Tables Have Turned
Remember when we were gods among mortals? The 2021-2022 tech boom was like being SpongeBob and Patrick at an all-you-can-eat buffet of job offers, six-figure salaries, and companies practically begging us to take their money. Fast forward to 2025, and we're Squidward—watching from behind the blinds as layoffs spread faster than a poorly optimized for-loop. The tech bubble didn't just burst; it ghosted us harder than that recruiter who promised to "circle back." Now we're fighting over the one backend position that doesn't require "10+ years experience in a framework released last Tuesday."

There Is No Point In Trying

There Is No Point In Trying
HONEY, THE MARKET HAS CHANGED ! 2022 was the golden era when developers were literally DROWNING in job offers! SpongeBob and Patrick swimming in employment bliss while we're out here in 2024 refreshing our inboxes like desperate peasants! The audacity of tech companies to just... stop throwing money at us! I've gone from choosing between FAANG offers to considering if my barista skills are transferable. The tech bubble didn't just burst—it EXPLODED in our faces while we were busy planning which tech company's free lunch menu was superior! 💀