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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Const Memes

Posts tagged with Const

Yesterday I Discovered The Mutable Keyword

C++ Programming
2 months ago 80.7K views 0 shares
Yesterday I Discovered The Mutable Keyword
15 years of C++ experience and just discovered mutable ? That's like being a plumber for decades and suddenly finding out toilets have a flush mechanism. The cat's face in the last panel is the universal expression of "I've been using const_cast this whole time for nothing." Nothing quite says "expert" like realizing fundamental language features have been hiding in plain sight since 1998.

Recipe For Disaster

Javascript Typescript Programming Debugging
3 months ago 116.9K views 0 shares
Recipe For Disaster
Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should . This code is the programming equivalent of naming your twins "Twin1" and "Twin2" then wondering why they need therapy. Using keywords as variable names, declaring const const , setting 5 = 4 , and claiming 2 + 2 === 5 is true? This isn't just cursed code—it's the kind of abomination that makes senior devs wake up in cold sweats. Future maintainers will hunt you down. Not to ask questions, but for revenge.

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