Hot fix of a production bug

Ah, the evolution of our noble profession! Remember when developers were depicted as muscular gods who could write flawless code without Stack Overflow, build entire games in Assembly, send rockets to the moon, and fix memory leaks by manually adjusting pointers? Fast forward to today's reality: frantically Googling basic CSS centering (still an unsolved mystery of computer science), begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors, getting trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer hazing ritual, and the classic "fix one bug, spawn three more" hydra effect. The greatest irony? Those "superhuman" developers from the past would probably spend three hours debugging their Assembly code only to realize they forgot a semicolon. We've just outsourced our impostor syndrome to AI assistants.

Content Sulamita Ivanov sulamitaivanov 19h Do you think a college degree still important if you want to work in tech? hi 44.5K 182 17 18 ( 272 I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TERROR of launch day captured in one perfect image! That poor developer typing away while EVERYONE breathes down their neck like vultures waiting for roadkill! The CEO hovering with that "this-better-work-or-you're-fired" glare, QA frantically taking notes on what's about to explode, and Sales already promising clients features that don't even exist yet! This is basically a hostage situation with a keyboard! The countdown to disaster has begun and that developer is sweating bullets while typing with the pressure of a nuclear launch code operator. If this isn't software development in its purest form, I don't know what is!

Content My code at 2:30AM deciding it wants to work now: You can rest now.

Content BODY MAX-WIDTH: 150 ELON.MUSK(OPACITY: 0.2

Content SCALABILITY OUR APP DOESN'T SCALE, THE SERVER CRASHES CONSTANTLY. WHAT CAN WE DO? TWITTER.COM VINCENTONL WE COULD PROFILE THE CODEBASE AND SEE WHERE PERFORMANCE ISSUES ARE... WE COULD JUST TELL ACCOUNTING THAT WE NEED THREE NEW SERVERS AND CALL IT A DAY! YEAH!