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The oldest trick in the developer handbook: wrapping problematic code in an if (true) block with a return statement instead of properly commenting it out. Top panel: Java compiler screaming "unreachable statement" because those Star Wars lightsaber sound effects will never execute after the return . Bottom panel: The developer feeling smug after "fixing" the issue by wrapping the return in an if (true) block, tricking the compiler into thinking those ridiculous sound effects might actually run someday. Nine years of software engineering experience and we're still pulling stunts like this instead of using version control like adults.

Content I DON'T GET YOUR CODE. WHAT ARE THESE LINES FOR? I HAVE NO IDEA. BUT IT DOES NOT WORK WITHOUT THEM

Content Office productivity before and after StackOverflow was blocked 102 Before 8 After

Content Lead: All I asked you is to analyze the code flow..Why did you print the whole project code as hardcopy? Lead Intern(Me)

The eternal dilemma of the open source developer - choosing between social life and that burning desire to fix just one more bug before bed. That pull request isn't going to submit itself! Meanwhile, the GitHub contribution graph waits for no one. The real relationship status? "It's complicated... with my repository." The most committed relationship in his life is the one with his commit history.