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Content L7 Engineer (not married); L7 Engineer (married)

Ah, the classic semicolon joke! The candidate isn't talking about martial arts—they're referencing their ability to debug code by adding that crucial semicolon that fixes everything. After 15 years in tech, I've seen countless bugs solved by a single character. The second time they say "I can do Karate;" they've added a semicolon, which in programming languages like JavaScript, C++, or Java is how you terminate statements. It's basically saying "My superpower is finding the missing semicolon that's breaking your entire codebase." Trust me, that's a more valuable skill than breaking boards with your hands.

Nothing says "productive day" like cramming eight hours of work into 30 frantic minutes while your laptop transforms into a thermonuclear reactor. That desperate git push at 5:29 PM hits different when your CPU fan sounds like a jet engine and your keyboard is melting. The best part? Tomorrow you'll promise yourself to start early, and yet... the cycle of procrastination continues. It's not a bug, it's a feature of developer psychology.