While philosophers debate whether the glass is half full or half empty, programmers just comment out reality and move on. Why waste cycles on interpretation when you can just state the literal truth? The water level is irrelevant—what matters is that we've correctly identified the object type. Classic programmer energy: zero emotional investment, maximum technical accuracy. We don't do metaphors; we do documentation.
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