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The classic tale of an intern's first week: accidentally running DROP DATABASE instead of DROP TABLE and then pretending to be as surprised as everyone else. That wide-eyed innocent look isn't fooling anyone, buddy. The best part? The senior dev doesn't even suspect it was you—they're just puzzled by the mysterious database vanishing act. Pro tip: production databases and interns should be kept at least 500 miles apart at all times. It's basically Newton's lesser-known Fourth Law of Motion.

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A traffic light hanging by a single wire, somehow still functioning despite being completely mangled. Just like that codebase you inherited with 17 nested if-statements, zero comments, and variable names like 'temp1' and 'x42' that miraculously passes all the tests. You don't fix it because you're afraid it might actually stop working. The digital equivalent of "if it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid" – except we all know it's still stupid.

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