Hello World using C

Content Mc NOOOO! You have to use my favourite languageoshardware or you're programming wrong Gatekeeping in Programming is stupid 34 34 Gatekeeping in Programming is stupid 14 14 0.1 1O scote 55 2 2 70 85 100 115 130 0.1 145

Content you're one of them software developin' types, aren't you? reckon y'all should git

Dehydrated developer crawling through a desert, passes by a Java water stand only to keep crawling toward JavaScript instead. The eternal battle of preferences continues! Some devs would literally risk heatstroke before touching certain languages. The irony is beautiful - Java and JavaScript are as related as car and carpet, yet the exhausted dev's loyalty remains unshaken. That's commitment to your tech stack that borders on clinical insanity. Next frame: same dev bypassing React for jQuery because "it's vintage."

Rejecting frontend work? Reasonable. Avoiding backend tasks? Understandable. But the weekend? That's the sacred runtime environment where all my personal processes finally execute without interruption. No standup meetings, no Jira tickets, just me and my neglected side projects that will definitely get finished this time. Definitely.

Ah, the classic "it works but I have no idea how" scenario! The bird drawings perfectly capture the chaos of software development. You start with a well-designed bird (your initial clean code), then it gets progressively more abstract yet somehow still flies (functions). Every developer has experienced that moment when your code resembles the bottom-left bird - a tangled mess of spaghetti logic, nested if-statements, and emergency patches - yet somehow it still performs its core function like the bird on the bottom-right. The true horror isn't that it works despite looking like a nightmare - it's that nobody dares refactor it because it might stop working altogether! Ship it to production anyway!

Content vuva.krishna.memes Do you have any history of mental illness in your family? I have a brother who believes "Rust" will completely replace C and Ct in future