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Content First programming language was introduced in 1956 Programmers before 1956 : ENTER Space!

Content You can't really link to source code as proof the program is safe when you distribute it as a binary. 13 J 1 ran it in a sandbox and decompiled it, the binary is safe. Vote 3 Yeah but how can I trust you, what if you're a double agent 5 4 Vote I I ran him in a sandbox, he's safe. 5 4 5 ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): ????? ??????? number: (lone ) dys BySF37500F float 81; (threehalfs - ( x2 y y ) ); ????????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools

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