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OMG, forget espresso shots! Want your heart to ACTUALLY RACE at 8am? Just casually DELETE A PRODUCTION TABLE with your sleepy little fingers! 💀 Nothing says "I'm awake now" like watching your entire company's data vanish into the void while your soul leaves your body! That moment when your manager calls and you're suddenly VERY. MUCH. AWAKE. Coffee? Please. That's for amateurs who haven't experienced the electric thrill of career suicide before breakfast! ⚡️

Content You are a device that has been improved for over 80 years Your purpose is to flawlessly perform calculations So, you should be able to do basic math What is 0.1 0.2? Yup. Yes. Makes sense to me 0.30000000000000004

Content honey, tell me what's wrong how do you program a computer to understand a keyboard without a keyboard fire

Content Francesco Napoletano napolux Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day. Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime. 12:30 PM 11 May 20 Buffer 492 Retweets 1,759 Likes

Content Doctor: Googling stuff online doesn't make you a doctor. Literally everyone in the IT field:

The duality of computing in one perfect meme! On the left, we've got Buff Doge calculating the millionth Fibonacci number faster than you can finish reading about it—pure computational flex. Meanwhile, Crying Doge on the right is having an existential crisis trying to run a decades-old game that probably required less processing power than your smart fridge. Nothing captures the absurdity of modern computing better than having machines that can simulate nuclear explosions but choke on legacy code written when dial-up was considered high-tech. The true paradox of our industry: simultaneously too powerful and not compatible enough.