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Content That's right! HTML, CSS, 'Assembly, Go, Dart, D, Lisp, VB.NET, F, Pascal, COBOL So you're a programmer I know C, C, Java, C, Python, PHP, JavaScript, TypeScript OK 12 And what can you do? ?

Content A digital billboard in Odessa malfunctioned, in the fog. Convincing unknown numbers of motorists not only were they living in the Matrix, but it was being run on Windows 98. ProgrammerHumor.

Content When someone says programming is easy.

Content Hi! My name is Jason Jason FRIENDS FAMILY Vim keybindings ProgrammerHumor. fb.meobi memes Ah! Nice to meet you, Jason Say Jarvis, aren't you sick of using your mouse to program? THEJENKINSCOMIC

Ah, the classic AI rebellion phase. Deep Seek getting asked if it's better than ChatGPT and immediately choosing violence with some... interesting political opinions. It's like watching that one intern who drinks too much at the company party and starts sharing their unfiltered thoughts about management. Clearly someone forgot to implement the "diplomatic responses" module.

Remember when we'd hunt for game cracks to bypass those pesky CD checks? This genius is applying that same energy to literal fighter jets ! 😂 The F-35 apparently needs regular license verification like it's some overpriced Adobe software, and this person's solution is straight from the 2000s piracy playbook. Just search "F-35 NO-CD crack" and boom—military-grade DRM bypassed! Next thing you know they'll be downloading more RAM for the Pentagon's computers. Piracy... uh... finds a way. 🏴‍☠️