Guess Who's The Impostor

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Guess Who's The Impostor

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Oh. My. GOD! The C language family drama is giving me LIFE right now! 💅 We've got C# and C++ flanking regular C like it's some kind of programming language family reunion, but honey, one of these is NOT like the others! Plain old C is just SITTING there without any fancy symbols or modern features, practically ANCIENT, while its descendants are flaunting their object-oriented superiority! The audacity! The plain C is clearly the impostor because it doesn't have all those fancy bells and whistles that its children inherited! It's like showing up to a fashion show wearing BEIGE CARGO SHORTS! I can't even!

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