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Content Microsoft will never look what's in your repository. And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

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Content Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more! Exactly And do you know the industry term for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program? Code It's called code CommitStrip.com

Content Stack overflow is like when you were in class and you'd ask the teacher "can I go to the bathroom?" And instead of letting you they'd just say "can you?" And make you say "may I" Except after you say "May I?" the teacher is like sorry, someone already asked five years ago And the bathrooms aren't even in the same fucking building as back then And some other teacher is like "Do you really have to go the bathroom or do you just think that'll solve your problem?" and sends you down a self reflective rabbit hole until you give up and piss yourself

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