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The sliver of lime green representing "writing new code" versus the massive navy blue pie slice of "debugging" isn't a chart—it's a documentary of my life. That brief moment of productivity when you write 10 lines of fresh code, followed by the 8-hour descent into madness trying to figure out why your semicolon is causing a nuclear meltdown in production. The ratio is so accurate it hurts. Just another Tuesday.

Content Ladies and Gentlemen It is with great pleasure tu inform you that I have found motivation to code again

Content Neo having to accept a cookie before the Oracle will interact with him is such a fun piece of program-related writing.

Content SUPERCODER 2000 Ar cooled coding keyboard for professional use. Done

Content SENIOR DEV INTERN How did you fix that Bug? Commented the code.

Content NO DEGREE NO CEHOSCP NO 2 YEAR EXP. ProgrammerHumo RECRUITER twitter.comsamSepiOl