Functional Programming!

Source: xkcd-624 Ah yes, the internet in its natural habitat : a perfectly engineered ecosystem designed to waste your time with maximum efficiency . After extensive research, I've concluded that ad-blocking isn't just software—it's a survival tool for anyone with more than two functional brain cells. The fact that I can't distinguish between actual services and absurdist parody ( "GitHub for lesbians" really?) is definitive proof that humanity's technological evolution has reached its pinnacle. Congratulations, internet; you've successfully optimized distraction to the point where even attempting productivity feels like a quaint, outdated concept.

Content Lindsay Robins My mom turned 64 and my computer geek dad made her a cake but was short on candles so he did this: ProarammerHumor.io

Content COP 3331 Exam 1 2 Short Answer Questions 11. (10 points Name and describe the five key phases of software developmen Y, denial 2. Margin ins 3. Ang r 4. depressien

The programmer's emotional roulette wheel has precisely two settings: "I'm a genius" and "I suck." That tiny sliver of genius euphoria comes right after fixing a bug that took 8 hours to solve (which was just a missing semicolon). The massive "I suck" portion represents the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of the day when your code inexplicably breaks after adding a single comment. No middle ground exists in this profession—just the perpetual whiplash between godlike omnipotence and questioning your career choices.

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Ah, the perfect GitHub alibi! Luigi's contribution graph shows 0 contributions in 2024 but somehow managed 847 contributions on December 4th last year. That's not suspicious at all! Nothing says "I definitely wasn't committing a felony that day" like committing code 847 times in 24 hours. The classic programmer's defense: "Your Honor, I couldn't have done it—look at my GitHub activity! I was clearly too busy making meaningless commits to have time for murder."