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The career progression of programmers, as told by burial containers. From wooden coffins to ancient Egyptian treasures – the difference? Documentation that doesn't make your colleagues want to mummify you alive. Let's be honest, writing clean code is one thing, but those who take the time to explain why they implemented that bizarre regex pattern at 2AM deserve pharaoh-level treatment in the afterlife. The rest of us? Just toss us in a pine box when we inevitably die from caffeine overdose.

That mug speaks nothing but hard truth. Debugging is the perfect crime drama where you frantically search for the villain who broke your code, only to discover it was you all along. The plot twist nobody wanted but everyone deserved. You start with such confidence, wielding print statements like a detective's flashlight, setting breakpoints like police tape, only to eventually face the horrifying realization that the bug was caused by your own careless typing or logical fallacies from three hours ago. And the worst part? The relief you feel when you find the culprit is immediately followed by the shame of knowing it was your own handiwork all along. Crime solved... dignity lost.

Content When I wrote this code, only God I understood what it did. SUS Now... onlv God knows.

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