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Converting a Python script to an executable is the digital equivalent of asking a cat to fetch - theoretically possible, but prepare for chaos. PyInstaller promises a simple "one-command solution" but delivers a screaming nightmare of missing dependencies, mysterious errors, and packages that suddenly forget they exist. Nothing says "I've made terrible life choices" quite like watching your terminal spew 300 lines of errors because you dared to believe packaging would be straightforward. And the best part? After 4 hours of debugging, you'll end up with an .exe file roughly the size of the entire Lord of the Rings extended trilogy.

Oh look, it's the eternal programming language debate, but with BREAD! 🍞 HTML is just chilling there as a comfy cat while Python, Java, C++, PHP, and C# are the actual bread loaves. The cat's smug little face says it all - HTML knows it's not technically a programming language but doesn't care one bit about your gatekeeping! It's found its cozy spot in the programming world hierarchy and is taking the most comfortable nap ever while the "real languages" do all the heavy lifting. Peak imposter syndrome vibes!

Content Tech Lead: From now on we're going to start using programming best practices in the project. Me, with almost 20 years of experience:

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