Fork intellij, rename ...

Content EVERYBODY EISE ON LEAVE, NO WORK IN JIRA GUESS FIL JUST SIT HERE

Get this now: amazon.com Why you need it: A CPU with more cores than your dating history (i9-14900KF with 24 cores) Enough RAM to temporarily store your imposter syndrome (32GB DDR5) Storage space for all those 'final_final_v2_REAL' project folders (2TB NVMe) A graphics card that costs more than your monthly debugging therapy (RTX 4070 Super) RGB lighting because everyone knows rainbow colors make the code run faster Liquid cooling to handle the heat of running npm install Tempered glass panel to witness your code compilation in 8K HDR Bluetooth 4.2 to wirelessly transmit your tears to Stack Overflow A warranty that expires right before your first production deployment

Content writes the entire code friends after changing the variable names Our code

Content ME TO MYSELF: LETSGO. IN AND OUT. 20 MIN DEBUGGING SESSION. imaflip.com ME, 8 HOURS LATER

Content Aw look how cute MMDDYYYY oh no It's retarded

Content Al will take my job natic Al will take my job GEN