Food for thought

Content MY CODE NOW COMPILES IN LESS THAN 10 SECONDS ONE LESS REASON TO TAKE A 20 MINUTES BREAK

Content array 0,1,2,3 print (array 0) 00 print(array 3) 3 So array 0:31 should be 0. 1,2,3 -That makes sense to m print(array 0:3) 0, 1, 21

Content WHEN YOU'RE WORKING WITH AN ACADEMIC AND INSTEAD OF DOCUMENTATION. THEY SEND YOU A POF OF THEIR PAPER

Content -Finishes programming assignment -Makes all the comments look like shit so it doesn't look copy-pasted from ChatGPT Here's a little lesson in trickery

Content Anonymous 091016(Sat)12:30:37 No.56532656 how do i compile and run c what text editor would make this easiest to do so i don't have to dl 1000000 things to make it work i an brand new to this whole programming thing nothing makes sense sorry

The classic tale of preprocessor pain! Our poor green frog friend discovers the horrors of working with a client who doesn't understand the critical difference between #pragma once and #ifndef header guards. The dev goes through the proper steps: asking about header guard preferences, explaining duplication errors with a detailed diagram (like the absolute C++ nerd they are), only to discover the client was clueless the whole time. The punchline? "It's pragma once" - meaning the client picked a solution without understanding the problem. This is the programming equivalent of explaining quantum physics to someone who then says "atoms are small, got it!"