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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper what's the Big O Notation for this meeting with 6 people that could've been an email? 91918, 4:29 AM 801 Retweets 3,088 Likes 17

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal programmer's nightmare captured in stick figure form! 😭 Left panel: "Science may discover immortality, but it won't happen in the next eighty years." Translation: We're all going to die before getting the good stuff. TYPICAL. Right panel: "You'll never find a programming language that frees you from the burden of clarifying your ideas." With the desperate plea "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!" Honey, no programming language will EVER read your mind! The computer is just sitting there like "I literally cannot understand your vague gesturing and emotional sighs." The AUDACITY of having to explain yourself clearly! The HORROR of precise thinking! 💅

Ah, the tech industry's obsession with catchy acronyms has reached mythological proportions! First we had FAANG (Facebook/Meta, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google) as the titans of tech. Then NVIDIA crashes the trillion-dollar party, and suddenly we're reading MANGA (Microsoft, Apple, Nvidia, Google, Amazon) instead. But the real punchline? The original poster one-ups everyone with "AGAMEMNON" - cramming in every tech giant they can think of into one absurdly grandiose Greek reference. Because nothing says "I'm a coding king commanding an army of developers" like naming your stock portfolio after a Trojan War commander. The Ozymandias reference in the title is just *chef's kiss* - these tech empires might seem invincible now, but someday they'll just be ancient ruins for future civilizations to puzzle over. "Look upon my 404 pages, ye mighty, and despair!"

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Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy Follow Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.