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You spend hours crafting beautiful Python code, push it to GitHub all proud, and then... *crickets* 🦗 The only response? Three orangutans staring blankly asking "where exe" because they just want the executable! They don't care about your elegant list comprehensions or your perfectly commented functions. They just want to click something and watch it go brrr! ✨ This is why we can't have nice things in programming. Some people just want to run the app without appreciating the beautiful chaos that made it possible!

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The duality of developers in their natural habitat. The top panel shows the stoic, unimpressed face when someone mentions they built "software" — the programming equivalent of saying "I breathe oxygen." But the bottom panel? Pure primal excitement when someone specifies it's "software written in Rust." Nothing triggers the dopamine receptors of a modern developer quite like hearing about memory safety without garbage collection. The Rust evangelism strike force claims another victim. I'd judge, but my pupils dilate too when someone mentions "zero-cost abstractions."

Content we find the bug now there are 2 bugs we fix the bug now there are 3 bugs