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Content PROGRAMMERS WORRIED ABOUT CHAT GPT MATHEMATICIANS WHO SURVIVED THE INVENTION OF THE GALCULATOR First time?

Content Line 31 was not a Bug. 14 Bugs remain

Content Your first podcast will be awful Your first video will be awful Your first article will be awful Your first art will be awful Your first photo will be awful Your first game will be awful But your first code will be perfect. Zero bugs and a very clean code. It will be "Hello World"

The evolution from peasant to deity, visualized. Using a cursor? Cute, your brain is on standby. VS Code lights up a few neurons with its IntelliSense and extensions. Then vim/emacs users enter the chat with their galaxy brain energy, thinking they've achieved enlightenment because they memorized 47 keyboard shortcuts to exit a file. But the final boss? Writing code on a whiteboard and using OCR to digitize it. That's not coding anymore—that's performance art. You're basically telling your IDE "I don't even need you to exist" while your brain operates at frequencies only visible to the Hubble telescope. No autocomplete, no syntax highlighting, just raw algorithmic thinking and the faint hope that your handwriting doesn't make the OCR have an existential crisis. Honestly, the whiteboard + OCR crowd probably writes bug-free code on the first try because they've transcended mortal concerns like "testing" and "compilation errors."

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The eternal dilemma of the open source developer - choosing between social life and that burning desire to fix just one more bug before bed. That pull request isn't going to submit itself! Meanwhile, the GitHub contribution graph waits for no one. The real relationship status? "It's complicated... with my repository." The most committed relationship in his life is the one with his commit history.