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Content Abhishek Kumar fnf47 You either die as an Engineer or live long enough to see yourself become the Manager.

Content You get a tech job You ask for the documentation for an internal project They tell you "there is no documentation, just look at the code" The code has no comments The variable names are 3 letter long acronyms Most files are 2000 lines of code

Content Me: writes code with no documentation Me: one month later These are confusing lines

That peaceful smile when you've had enough of merge conflicts and decide nuclear options are the only way forward. Nothing says "I'm done debugging this repository" like force pushing to master and walking away from the explosion. Sure, your colleagues might hate you tomorrow, but that's tomorrow's problem. Today, you choose chaos.

The ultimate horror movie for developers: Saw: Linux Edition . A twisted game where the villain doesn't force you to cut off your limb, but rather challenges your ability to resist creating your own implementation of something that already works perfectly fine. The door is unlocked, the solution exists, but that little voice in your head is screaming "I bet I could build a BETTER wheel with blackjack and memory leaks." The true psychological torture isn't the trap—it's our own compulsive need to write everything from scratch when a perfectly good npm package is sitting right there.

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