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Ah, the ultimate QA strategy – just don't ship code. The Apple logo strategically placed over the face represents that corporate mindset where maintaining the illusion of perfection is more important than actually fixing problems. It's the software development equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly when users report bugs. "It's not a defect, it's a feature we haven't announced yet."

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Ah, the developer's retirement plan! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of getting rich through suffering. The jar is practically overflowing after just an hour of coding - not because they're particularly bad at programming, but because the universe has a special kind of sadistic humor reserved exclusively for developers. At this rate of compiler errors, they'll have enough to buy a private island by Wednesday. Who needs a 401k when you have syntax errors? The real question is whether they're using JavaScript, where everything is simultaneously valid and completely broken at the same time. The irony is that they'd probably be richer if they just invested the time they spend debugging into literally anything else. But where's the fun in that?

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Forget renewable energy – just hire programmers! The meme shows a bracelet that converts stress into electricity, followed by an image of a programmer who's literally glowing with power like a human lightbulb. If tech companies actually harnessed developer anxiety, we'd solve the global energy crisis overnight. That deadline-induced panic when your code won't compile? That's not a mental health crisis – that's just you becoming a walking power plant. Silicon Valley's next big innovation: stress-powered data centers where the ping pong tables are actually just there to give you a false sense of hope before they throw another impossible sprint at you.