Fair enough.

You: "My app works on all platforms!" Reality: Someone's trying to run your code on their Samsung smart fridge and suddenly your medieval knight armor doesn't feel so impenetrable anymore. The eternal struggle of "write once, debug everywhere" continues. Your app might support Windows, Mac, and Linux, but there's always that one user with a toaster running Android 2.3 wondering why your UI looks like abstract art.

When your game code doubles as relationship management software. Apparently lunch with Fern warrants complete destruction, while Rhode gets the "Do Nothing" treatment. The comments asking "Have we already done this?" and "Who did we go to lunch with?" suggest this developer's memory is as reliable as their version control. Nothing says "professional game development" quite like using array indices to track your social life and enemies list. Somewhere, a code reviewer is quietly updating their resume.

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That fleeting moment of glory when your code doesn't immediately set the servers on fire. You're strutting around like a superhero while your Slack blows up with messages. Just wait until they find that one edge case you didn't test for. Enjoy the dopamine while it lasts, friend.

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