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Content As a developer sometimes I have this massive existential crisis when I find a bug in an app I barely use on my phone. What? I'm not gonna report it because I barely use it but what if my report has the data the developer needs to finally fix the bug that has been keeping them up at night And maybe that's what's happening to me as a person. I keep trying to figure out what's wrong with me and how to fix it and all I need is someone to say "hey I noticed this about you, pls fi But no one does. Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

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Content No Code No code is the best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere. Getting Started Start by not writing any code. This is just an example application, but imagine it doing anything you want. Adding new features is easy too: The possibilities are endless.

Content We can't believe you're 80! Got any wisdom for us? All programming languages are good when used properly. rProgrammerHumor users chicken thoughts

The elegant waitstaff vs. the pirates of the digital seas. APIs are the polished professionals of data exchange—neat, documented, and officially sanctioned. Meanwhile, web scrapers are the chaotic renegades who'll pillage your HTML by any means necessary when you refuse to share your data properly. After 15 years in the industry, I've been on both sides. Sure, I'll use your beautiful REST API when available, but catch me at 2 AM cobbling together a janky Python script with BeautifulSoup when your terms of service are too restrictive and my deadline is tomorrow.

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