Oh, so the internet declares web development dead? And what do web developers do? They rise from the ashes like a phoenix made of npm packages and create FOURTEEN new JavaScript frameworks before lunch. Because nothing says "we're obsolete" quite like spawning an entire ecosystem of tools, including the legendary "left-pad-2" package—because apparently the original left-pad wasn't traumatic enough. But wait, there's more! The PS is absolutely sending me. Half a century ago, web developers were called "spiders" (you know, spinning the world wide WEB), and in another 50 years our job titles will be so convoluted and specialized that you'll need a PhD just to understand what "Senior Full-Stack Quantum React Native Cloud-Native DevSecOps Engineer III" actually does. From spiders to whatever cosmic horror awaits us in 2074. The evolution is truly magnificent.