Explaining strings to my girlfriend like the adult I am

Content Coming back to finish the code you started writing 2 weeks ago:

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Content 99 little bugs in the code. 99 bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around. 127 little bugs in the code...

The multilingual programmer's dad joke strikes again! Someone asks if there's a Spanish programming language, and the reply is "sí++" – a brilliant pun combining the Spanish word for "yes" with C++ syntax. It's the kind of joke that makes you groan and appreciate it simultaneously. After 15 years in this industry, I've learned that no matter what language you code in, programmer humor remains universally terrible yet somehow endearing.

Content 1 AM HALF WAY TO WORK.