Expectations vs. Reality: The Programming Experience

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That moment when you're so desperate for a job that you show up to an interview knowing absolutely zilch about the company. Zero research. Didn't even Google them. Just vibing with pure confidence and a prayer. The chicken walking into KFC is peak irony—completely oblivious to the fact that this might not end well. But hey, rent is due and those LeetCode mediums aren't going to pay the bills. Sometimes you just gotta wing it (pun absolutely intended) and hope your "tell me about yourself" monologue carries you through.

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