Everything I do as a developer is a facade

Content X Using Agile at work to manage backlog of product development tasks i sleep Using Agile at home to manage backlog of Steam games real shit

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Ah, the classic "quantity equals quality" fallacy, now in AI form. Someone's confusing "frantically pushing updates" with "actual progress." It's like measuring a developer's productivity by how many times they hit the keyboard instead of whether the code works. Nothing says "stable, well-tested software" like 25 updates in two weeks. I'm sure none of those were emergency patches for the previous rushed updates. Nope. Pure innovation.

BEHOLD! The most profound psychological insight into the developer's tortured existence! Freud may have analyzed dreams, but he CLEARLY understood our coding nightmares! The sheer AUDACITY of this quote—"From error to error, one compiles the entire Code"—is just *chef's kiss*. It's like my entire career flashed before my eyes! You think you're fixing ONE bug, but SURPRISE, darling! You're just stumbling through an endless hellscape of compiler errors until somehow, MIRACULOUSLY, your garbage code finally runs. And then you have the NERVE to call yourself a professional! The psychoanalysis of programming trauma starts NOW!

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of solo game developers! 💅 One minute they're drowning in a sea of basic coding errors that a toddler could fix, and the next they're strutting around telling friends they're "professional game developers." THE DUALITY! It's like wearing a designer outfit while your apartment is literally on fire. The confidence! The delusion! The sheer DRAMA of pretending you know what you're doing when your code is held together with digital duct tape and prayers! And yet, we stan a delusional king/queen. Because honestly, without that unhinged optimism, would ANY indie games ever get finished? I think NOT.

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