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Content The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering. minutes later Oh I misspelled a variable ProgrammerHumor.

Content So will refactoring the code improve the loading time? Not really So tell me - why is it always the same old story with you guys wanting to refactor everything! I NEED TO KNOW!! Will it improve security then? So... it's for browser compatibility? Absolutely not Because, as devs, if we know we've left messy code, we can't stop thinking about it: when we wake up in the morning, at lunchtime, in the evening when we go home, and when we're trying to go to sleep. "t haunts us, you know?? IT HAUNTS US! CommitStrip.com

Content THE PROJECT I INHERITED HAS WEAK CODE. I NEED TO REWRITE IT FROM SCRATCH Dilbert.com DilbertCartoonistgmail.com WILL THERE EVER BE AN ENGINEER WHO SAYS, "THAT LAST GUY DID A GREAT JOB. LET'S KEEP ALL OF IT"? 8-12-14 2014 Scott Adams, Inc. ist by Univorsal Ucick I'M HOPING THE IDIOT YOU HIRE TO REPLACE ME SAYS THAT.