Ergonomics? We Don't Do That Here

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OMG, the ETERNAL TECH INTERVIEW DANCE! 💃 HR thinks they're conducting a sophisticated talent search while candidates are DESPERATELY trying to figure out if the company offers basic human necessities! The absolute DRAMA of it all! HR: "We need passionate code warriors who BLEED our company values!" Candidates: "But do you have health insurance so I don't ACTUALLY bleed to death?" It's like two people speaking completely different languages while trapped in the same Zoom call! One's hunting for ping-pong-loving code monkeys, the other's just trying to avoid weekend slavery. The AUDACITY of both sides thinking the other one cares about their priorities! The solution? Actually TALK to each other like humans instead of corporate robots performing a ritual mating dance. REVOLUTIONARY CONCEPT!

Oh. My. GOD. Only Microsoft could turn a simple "close window" function into a MULTIPLICATION MIRACLE! 🤦‍♀️ You ask Task Manager to die, and instead it spawns TWINS like some digital hydra! "Kill one process, two shall take its place!" This is what happens when your debugging strategy is just crossing your fingers and whispering sweet nothings to your code. The absolute AUDACITY of Windows 11 to look at user requests and go "Hmm, that sounds like a suggestion rather than a command." No wonder the cartoon character is having an existential crisis - we're all just one Windows update away from our computers achieving sentience through pure chaos!

Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.