Ergonomics? We Don't Do That Here

Developer health Ergonomics Work from home Programmer life Coding posture Debugging position Cat programmer Spine alignment Code comfort

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Ergonomics? We Don't Do That Here

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The diagram shows proper sitting posture vs. a programmer's reality: a cat sprawled out in complete disregard of ergonomics. Who needs correct posture when you can code in whatever twisted pretzel shape your body naturally assumes after 12 straight hours of debugging? Our spines evolve to match our coding style - chaotic, improvised, and somehow still functional. Standing desks were invented by people who never experienced the bliss of coding while half-melted into furniture. The human body is just legacy hardware anyway - we'll all be uploading our consciousness to the cloud before our back problems catch up with us.

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