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Why you need it:
- A CPU with more cores than your dating history (i9-14900KF with 24 cores)
- Enough RAM to temporarily store your imposter syndrome (32GB DDR5)
- Storage space for all those ‘final_final_v2_REAL’ project folders (2TB NVMe)
- A graphics card that costs more than your monthly debugging therapy (RTX 4070 Super)
- RGB lighting because everyone knows rainbow colors make the code run faster
- Liquid cooling to handle the heat of running npm install
- Tempered glass panel to witness your code compilation in 8K HDR
- Bluetooth 4.2 to wirelessly transmit your tears to Stack Overflow
- A warranty that expires right before your first production deployment