Emotional Damage: When Your Code Gets Put Down

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Emotional Damage: When Your Code Gets Put Down

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! 😭 You know what's worse than a dog bite? Having your precious code MURDERED by management! You spent HOURS—possibly DAYS—crafting that beautiful feature with your blood, sweat, and tears... only for some suit to casually declare it "unnecessary" like they're deciding what toppings to skip on a pizza! The dog didn't bite you physically, but management just took a chainsaw to your SOUL! And the worst part? This happens EVERY. SINGLE. SPRINT. I'm going to need therapy after this one!

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