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AMD GPU Driver Package Installs 6 GB AI Companion By Default

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18 days ago 256.3K views 0 shares

AMD GPU Driver Package Installs 6 GB AI Companion By Default

So you just wanted to update your GPU drivers to get that sweet 2% performance boost in your favorite game, but AMD said "Hold up bestie, let me throw in a 6.4 GB AI chatbot you absolutely didn't ask for!" Because nothing screams "essential graphics driver" like an offline virtual assistant that probably can't even tell you why your framerate drops during boss fights. The actual chipset drivers? A reasonable 74 MB. But the AI companion? That bad boy is consuming more storage than most indie games. It's giving very much "would you like to install McAfee with your Adobe Reader?" energy. At least they're being transparent about the bloatware this time, with helpful buttons like "Do Not Install" and "Do Not Enable" practically BEGGING you to opt out. Fun fact: This is AMD's way of competing in the AI race—by forcefully making you their AI beta tester whether you like it or not. Welcome to 2025, where your GPU drivers come with more baggage than your ex.

Asus Just Solved All Of Your Problems

AI Hardware Microsoft

1 month ago 301.5K views 0 shares

Asus Just Solved All Of Your Problems

Oh WONDERFUL, because what every developer desperately needs is a dedicated physical Copilot button on their mini PC! Nothing screams "innovation" quite like slapping a hardware button for an AI assistant that could literally just be... you know... a keyboard shortcut? Or a taskbar icon? Or literally anything that doesn't require manufacturing an entire physical button? The circled button on the front of this sleek little box is basically a monument to the AI hype train. Because apparently we've reached peak tech evolution where instead of solving actual problems like better thermals, upgradeable RAM, or reasonable pricing, we're getting a button that summons Microsoft's AI overlord. Can't wait to accidentally press it while reaching for a USB port and have Copilot cheerfully interrupt my debugging session to suggest I "try turning it off and on again" in the most verbose way possible.

It's Not Wrong, It's Tragically Accurate

AI Programming Frontend

5 months ago 252.3K views 2 shares

It's Not Wrong, It's Tragically Accurate

The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of modern tech! First frame: politely smiling through the pain as someone brags about their shiny new AI feature. Second frame: the DESPERATE PLEA that follows - "Now, show me how I disable it." Because nothing says "I trust your technology" like immediately wanting to turn it OFF! The eternal cycle of tech bros adding features nobody asked for while the rest of us frantically search for the off switch. It's not a bug, it's an unwanted feature! 💀

The Holy Grail Of Keyboard Shortcuts

Windows Hardware Microsoft

9 months ago 213.4K views 0 shares

The Holy Grail Of Keyboard Shortcuts

SWEET MERCIFUL KEYBOARD GODS! After decades of hunting for the mythical dedicated Ctrl+Alt+Delete key, some genius at HP finally delivered the holy grail of rage-quitting! No more finger gymnastics when Windows decides to have an existential crisis! Just one majestic button to end all your digital suffering! This is the keyboard equivalent of finding a unicorn that also makes espresso. Truly revolutionary technology that absolutely nobody asked for but EVERYONE desperately needed!

Emotional Damage: When Your Code Gets Put Down

Programming Devops Agile Debugging

9 months ago 196.8K views 0 shares

Emotional Damage: When Your Code Gets Put Down

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! 😭 You know what's worse than a dog bite? Having your precious code MURDERED by management! You spent HOURS—possibly DAYS—crafting that beautiful feature with your blood, sweat, and tears... only for some suit to casually declare it "unnecessary" like they're deciding what toppings to skip on a pizza! The dog didn't bite you physically, but management just took a chainsaw to your SOUL! And the worst part? This happens EVERY. SINGLE. SPRINT. I'm going to need therapy after this one!

Nobody Asked For This

Apple Hardware MacOS Programming

9 months ago 233.8K views 0 shares

Nobody Asked For This

Behold, Apple's solution to a problem that precisely zero developers asked for: a keyboard that's also a touchpad! Because apparently, the 47 different ways we already have to control our cursor weren't enough. This is peak Apple – taking something that works perfectly fine (keyboards) and adding a feature nobody requested that will inevitably cause you to accidentally move your cursor while typing a critical line of code during a live demo. The real "Next-Level Dev Setup" isn't turning your keyboard into a touchpad—it's having a keyboard that doesn't randomly decide your finger brushing key 7 means "please delete my entire git repository."