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Content - We should use tabs. I prefer spaces. We can use both.

Content What people think programming is like What programming is actually like

Content Ancient Computer Programmer Modern Software Developer What the fuck is a monitor? Anyway, here is my 300-punch card, bug- free program Proarammerhumor.ic This IDE has no dark mode:

Ah, the classic "I'll just hardcode a chess board" approach that spirals into madness. What starts as a simple "print the board" task quickly becomes an existential crisis when you realize you need to handle every possible move, check, checkmate, en passant, castling, and that weird pawn promotion thing. The perfect response of "2,605,200" lines is chef's kiss perfection. Not "a lot" or "too many" – but a precise, soul-crushing number that suggests they've actually counted their suffering. It's the programming equivalent of asking someone how they're doing and getting their entire medical history in response.

When your production server is infected with malware and the only way to communicate with the outside world is through Vim commands! That hazmat suit isn't protecting them from a virus - it's protecting them from the absolute horror of not being able to exit Vim. The desperate "ESC :q!" is the universal distress signal of developers trapped in the terminal abyss. Some say they're still trying to save and quit to this day...

Content The junior showing the senior developers how the manual task they have been doing for the last 10 years can be scripted