Does This Only Happen To Me?

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Does This Only Happen To Me?

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Friday evening: code works flawlessly, everything compiles, tests pass, you're basically a genius. You confidently push your changes and decide to finish it Monday.

Monday morning: your laptop has apparently achieved sentience over the weekend and decided to reject everything you wrote. The same exact code that worked 72 hours ago now throws errors like it's personally offended by your existence.

Spoiler alert: it happens to literally everyone. The code didn't change, but somehow the universe did. Maybe you accidentally updated a dependency, maybe Mercury went into retrograde, or maybe your machine just needed to remind you who's really in charge. Welcome to software development, where Friday You and Monday You are eternal enemies.

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