Discord Having A Very Disappointing Fall-Off Right Now

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Discord Having A Very Disappointing Fall-Off Right Now

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So Discord has fallen from grace SO HARD that people are actually fleeing back to TeamSpeak like it's some kind of underground bunker from 2009. TeamSpeak! The platform that looks like it was designed in Microsoft Paint and sounds like you're communicating through a tin can telephone! The sheer AUDACITY of Discord to mess up so badly that developers and gamers are literally dusting off their TeamSpeak servers and pretending the last decade didn't happen. It's like watching someone abandon a Tesla to go back to riding a horse-drawn carriage because at least the horse doesn't force you to watch ads or sell your data to crypto bros.

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