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Package maintainers gleefully choosing chaos over stability is the tech equivalent of a supervillain origin story. Left button: destroy everything that depends on your package with breaking changes. Right button: be a decent human who cares about backward compatibility. The choice? SMASH THAT RED BUTTON! Nothing says "I wield ultimate power" like releasing a tiny version bump that somehow breaks 73% of the internet. The maniacal grin is just the cherry on top of the dependency hell sundae they're serving us all.

Evolution of excuses. Left panel: Developer proudly proclaims "It works on my machine!" while the ops guy silently contemplates career choices. Right panel: Same developer, now with DevOps skills and a suspicious sunburn, declares "It works on my container!" The ops guy's expression remains unchanged – he knows containerized garbage is still garbage, just more portable. We've successfully moved the problem from one isolated environment to another, slightly fancier isolated environment. Progress!

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The corporate boardroom at NVIDIA is a special kind of hell. When the boss says "We need to make better GPUs," two executives immediately jump to the money-making strategies: "Add more AI upscaling features!" and "Make it £2000!" Meanwhile, the lone reasonable employee suggests "Maybe some more v-ram and price it fairly." Next frame: That employee gets defenestrated from the building. Because nothing says "valued team member" like being thrown through a window for suggesting consumer-friendly features instead of wallet-draining AI buzzwords. Fun fact: NVIDIA's latest GPUs cost more than my first car, but at least they can render my tears in real-time ray-traced 8K.