Day 1 Of Becoming A Programming God

The AUDACITY of Oblivion to just SIT THERE, looking all seductive while I'm trying to cram an entire semester's worth of code into my brain! 💀 The eternal struggle of every programmer – trying to focus on studying while that video game is basically SCREAMING your name from across the room. "Hey, remember all those side quests you never finished? Those NPCs are STILL waiting for you!" Meanwhile, my final exam is tomorrow and I haven't even figured out how to exit Vim yet. Priorities? WHAT PRIORITIES?!

Content I WANT TO BE a good programmer PRETEND YOU'RE a good programmer WHEN DO I STOP PRETENDING? NEVER

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The eternal battle of egos in tech companies laid bare! Designers clutch their Pantone swatches in horror when a new creative joins the team - "Am I not enough?" - as if their entire identity is under attack. Meanwhile, engineers are over there channeling their inner Caesar from Planet of the Apes, practically high-fiving at the thought of another code monkey joining their troop. "Apes together strong" isn't just a meme - it's their entire philosophy. The stark contrast between the lone creative genius syndrome and the collective problem-solving mindset is why your design team needs therapy and your engineering team needs occasionally to shower.

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Content Debugging code I didn't write THE FUCK IS THAT THE FUCK IS THIS