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When the product manager says "just make it WCAG compliant" and the dev team has a deadline tomorrow. That ramp is about as functional as my error handling—technically present but practically useless. The classic "it works on my machine" approach to accessibility! Reminds me of those CSS hacks we all write at 11:59 PM before a launch—technically passes the automated tests but would make any UX designer have an existential crisis.

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Ah, the classic "if it ain't broke, break it" syndrome. Every developer knows that magical moment when your code actually works, and instead of celebrating, your brain whispers: "Let's make it better ." Next thing you know, you've unleashed 258 bugs and your face has morphed into that primal rage comic expression we all know too well. After 20 years in this industry, I've learned the hard way: working code is sacred. But do we listen to our own advice? Nope. We just have to refactor it into oblivion because apparently we hate happiness.

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