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OH. MY. GOD. This is what happens when you ask a developer to draw Europe but they've spent their entire life budget on RAM instead of geography lessons! 😱 The map is literally made of RAM sticks arranged in a vaguely Europe-shaped disaster. The UK is just a couple of lonely memory modules floating in the "sea" while Eastern Europe is apparently having an ABSOLUTE CRISIS of perfectly aligned DDR slots. This is the most expensive map ever created and it STILL doesn't have enough memory to remember what Switzerland looks like! Someone clearly downloaded their geography knowledge on a corrupted hard drive. Honestly, this is the kind of map that would make both IT professionals and cartographers cry themselves to sleep.

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OAuth has really gone off the rails lately. Started with "Login with Google" and now we've got "Login with a Potato" and "Login with your mom." Next sprint we'll probably implement "Login with your existential dread" and "Login with that weird dream you had in 2013." Security experts are frantically writing papers on the cryptographic properties of beef caldereta while developers just keep adding more buttons because the product manager said so.

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