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You know that side project you put on your resume? The one with "microservices architecture" and "scalable backend"? Yeah, it's the adorable kitten on the left—cute, functional enough, gets the job done. But during the interview, you're describing it like it's the ripped bodybuilder cat on the right, complete with six-pack abs and biceps that could handle 10 million concurrent users.
The gap between your actual codebase (probably held together with duct tape, TODO comments, and a single try-catch block) and your interview pitch (enterprise-grade, fault-tolerant, battle-tested) is wider than the difference between your local environment and production. Bonus points if you've never actually load-tested it but confidently claim it "scales horizontally."
The interviewer nods along, impressed. Little do they know that "distributed system" just means you have a separate folder for frontend and backend.
