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Content Jade Abbott alienelf My first tattoo will probably be: v tar -xvzf file.tar.gz Then I'll never need to look it up again 6:24 PM 19 Mar 19 Twitter Web Client 1,201 Retweets 8,225 Likes

Content ThePrimeagen ThePrimeagen Quote of the day "Vim is the entry drug to Linux... then Configs... then window managers.... and then you are reprogramming bluetooth drivers because volume increases in increment of 5 and it gets on your nerve!!" - TuxMan29

The eternal product development paradox in four panels! When a product manager demands a flashy new feature, developers ask the reasonable question: "Do our users actually need this?" Then comes the power move—the PM dramatically declares "Look at me. I am the user" with the intensity of someone who's never opened the app outside a demo. This is basically every feature prioritization meeting where actual user research got replaced by executive gut feelings. The "I am the user" declaration is the software development equivalent of "because I said so" from your childhood.

Content Me on weekdays: I can't wait for the weekend to work on my side projects Me on weekends:

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Content Programming in high school and college: I can write a function to check if a number is a palindrome, a "Dog" class that overrides methods of the "Animal" class, and a dictionary that receives the real name of a superhero as key and returns their secret identity. I suppose that I have enough practice to start the next unicorn that will disrupt a major tech industry. imgtip FIVE YEARS LATER, SEARCHING FOR WORK: hi "What are all of these arcane symbols? How do I unit test? Who is JSON, and why is the letter 'A' missing in his name?" imgfli ProgrammerHumor. io