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Content i South Korea All South Koreans to become younger as traditional age system scrapped June will mark end of system that deemed newborns to be a year old, with a year added every 1 January Justin McCurry in Tokyo and agencies Fri 9 Dec 2022 10.27 GMT South Korea is to scrap its traditional method of counting ages and adopt the international standard - a change that that will knock one or two years off people's ages on official documents but could take time to seep into daily life. ProdrammerHumor.io

OH. MY. GOD. After 22 YEARS of coding nightmares at Microsoft, this absolute LEGEND just said "✌️ I'm out" and became a BONSAI FARMER! 💀 Imagine spending two decades optimizing Azure performance, wrestling with .NET Native, and debugging printer drivers (the 9th circle of developer hell), only to wake up one day and decide: "You know what? I'm going to shape tiny trees for a living." The career progression is SENDING ME: Principal Software Engineer → Goose Farmer → Bonsai Farmer. This is the tech industry's equivalent of a mic drop so hard it broke through the earth's crust. Honestly? ICONIC. 👑

The duality of a programmer's existence captured perfectly! At work, you're dragging yourself through another CRUD app with the enthusiasm of a sloth on sedatives. But start a side project? Suddenly you're coding at 3 AM with the intensity of someone possessed, creating an elaborate algorithm to optimize your cat's feeding schedule—which you'll abandon halfway through because you had a new idea for a command-line tool that generates haikus about garbage collection. The cemetery of unfinished GitHub repos grows larger every weekend.