Cardinal Sin

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Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy If you are a new programmer I just want you to know me and all of my colleagues with years of experience Google the most basic things - daily- 12:18 PM 13 Aug 18 I View Tweet activity 2,099 Retweets 5,815 Likes 17

The ultimate reverse interview technique! Instead of companies giving you a "trial task" to evaluate your skills, why not flip the script and get paid to evaluate their competence? It's like unit testing a company's management before committing to the full production environment. The number of tech companies that fail this basic responsibility test would crash the entire recruitment system.

Finally, a Git manual that doesn't sugarcoat the existential dread. git reset as "pretending your last few hours of work never happened" hits harder than any merge conflict. Every developer has experienced that moment of divine intervention with git rebase , playing God with the timeline while silently praying nothing breaks. And let's not forget git blame - the digital equivalent of pointing fingers during a production outage. This glossary should be mandatory reading before anyone's allowed to touch a repository.

That beautiful moment when you've closed all your IDE tabs, pushed your commits, and are mentally halfway to happy hour... then your Slack explodes with "Critical update: ALL HANDS ON." The universe has a special talent for waiting until you've mentally checked out before dropping production fires in your lap. It's like the code knows you're smiling and decides "not today, friend." Freedom was so close you could taste it. Now you're being dragged back into the trenches for an emergency that will inevitably be traced back to someone's "minor change" that "shouldn't affect anything."