Can't Rework To Make It Better

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Can't Rework To Make It Better

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Top frame: a pristine school bus on tracks, representing your in-house team's meticulously crafted code. Bottom frame: same bus getting absolutely demolished by a train - that's what happens when management decides to save a few bucks by hiring the cheapest offshore devs they could find on Fiverr. Nothing says "technical debt" quite like watching your beautiful architecture get flattened by someone who thinks "code documentation" means adding random comments in broken English. The project timeline just went from "on schedule" to "we're completely derailed."

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