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Content Work From Home Pros: Better snacks Better toilet paper I can yell at my rubber duck Cons: Diet is dead I'm almost out of toilet paper The duck started yelling back...

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLD! 😂 The meme puts the invention of the wheel and fire—you know, just the LITERAL FOUNDATIONS OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION —on the same timeline as the US government supposedly declaring C and C++ as "bad programming languages." The absolute AUDACITY to suggest that some bureaucratic programming language opinion is comparable to discovering FIRE! This is peak programmer persecution complex energy! As if C/C++ developers are being hunted like witches in Salem! Meanwhile, these languages still power everything from operating systems to rockets while programmers argue about semicolons on Twitter!

Ah, the classic "basic needs" hierarchy—but make it PC builder edition! While normies spend $31 on essential clothing, true tech enthusiasts drop $4,300 on computer parts that will be obsolete in 18 months. That RTX 4090 for $3000? Absolutely necessary for... um... checking emails more efficiently. And that $2000 monitor with a refresh rate higher than your bank account balance? It's not a want, it's a biological imperative . Who needs food when you can sustain yourself on the RGB glow from your $500 liquid cooling system?

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