Can't Forget That Declaration

THE AUDACITY! Just when you're about to push that LIFE-CHANGING commit to save humanity, GitHub's rainbow unicorn of doom appears! 🦄 There you are, frantically refreshing like it'll magically fix itself, as if the unicorn will gallop away if you click hard enough. And that "contact us if the problem persists" suggestion? PLEASE! As if we're not going to try refreshing 47 more times before even CONSIDERING that option! The unicorn might as well be saying "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" while sipping tea and judging your life choices. Meanwhile, your deadline approaches and your will to live decreases with every rainbow-colored second!

Honey, the solo game dev experience isn't just a job—it's a FLAMING HELLSCAPE of existential torment! 🔥 There you sit, sipping coffee with a deranged smile while EVERYTHING BURNS AROUND YOU! Your code? BROKEN! Your confidence? SHATTERED! Your motivation? ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! And let's not forget that constant voice screaming "YOU'RE A FRAUD" while you pretend everything's fine! The audacity to sit there thinking "this is fine" when your entire game development career is literally engulfed in flames! But sure, sweetie. Keep drinking that coffee. I'm sure the fire will put ITSELF out! 💅

The real bug in your code isn't a syntax error - it's that FPS counter permanently burned into your screenshots. Nothing says "I'm debugging while gaming" like accidentally sending your boss a screenshot with CPU: 47%, RAM: 4GB, and FPS: 112. That black cat is just judging your life choices from the corner, wondering why you're troubleshooting production issues during your Elden Ring session.

The eternal developer paradox in its natural habitat! You start with noble intentions to finish that side project you've been working on for 6 months (or let's be real, 2 years). But then your brain spots a slightly misaligned variable name or a function that could be 2 lines shorter, and suddenly you're knee-deep in a full codebase refactoring session at 3 AM. That "ugly" class becomes a personal vendetta, and before you know it, your simple weather app has become a three-week architecture overhaul while the actual features remain untouched. The dopamine hit from making that code "beautiful" is just too powerful to resist—who needs project completion when you can have perfectly aligned brackets?

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Nothing says "welcome to the modern world, kiddo" quite like threatening lost children with manual memory management and pointer arithmetic. Because what every wandering child needs isn't their parents—it's a deep understanding of segmentation faults and buffer overflows! Forget about teaching them Python or JavaScript like a normal person. No, no, no. We're going FULL MASOCHIST MODE here. Let's skip the training wheels and go straight to malloc(), free(), and the existential dread of undefined behavior. These kids will either become systems programming legends or develop trust issues with computers. Probably both. This is basically the programming equivalent of "if you misbehave, you're getting coal for Christmas," except the coal is a 600-page K&R book and the Christmas is your entire future career.