Can't Forget That Declaration

Content In case of fire - - 1. git commit -a 2. git pusn 3. leave building

Content import math Dafug u sayin bro?

The eternal struggle between tech-savvy developers and clueless relatives who think CSS is an actual degree. Nothing quite like your uncle bragging about his nephew's "CSS degree" while the poor kid probably just watched a 3-hour YouTube tutorial on flexbox. The look of silent disappointment in that last panel is the same face developers make when someone asks them to "just make a quick website" for free because "it's just typing, right?"

Content verificationSpinner.end (true); await helpers. delay (2000); "Oh, why are you slowing down the program just so people have to stare at your checkmark?" Fuck you, I worked hard on getting that fucking checkmark to not be a piece of shit, and actually cancel properly when an error occured. I put blood, sweat, and tears into getting the Spinner class working, so I am going to leave it on the screen for people to see. I don't give a fuck if you think it's stupid, I will show my fucking checkmark for 2 seconds, you will stare at the fucking checkmark for 2 seconds, and you will be fucking happy that you stared at the fucking checkmark for 2 seconds. Literally, criticize any other part of my program, and I will be open to understanding and disucssion. You can call it trash, junk, say it's inefficient garbage, say I'm a piece I of shit who can go die in a hole, and I'd be fine with that. But I swear, as soon as you come for my decison to show a checkmark for 2 seconds, I am throwing fucking hands.

Elon's master plan for Twitter profitability is peak corporate strategy: Step 1: Make Twitter profitable (revolutionary concept) Step 2: Fire developers to cut costs (because who needs those pesky people who make things work?) Step 3: Introduce paid API plans (monetize everything!) Step 4: Completely forget to create your own subscription to said API (minor oversight) Nothing says "flawless execution" like charging for something you yourself can't figure out how to use. Classic billionaire move - break the stairs while climbing them.

The four horsemen of privacy apocalypse, ranked by self-awareness: Microsoft: Caught red-handed, frantically trying damage control. Google: "We're the good guys because we only harvest your browsing data, not everything ." Apple: "Yes we spy, but we told you in paragraph 347 of the EULA you definitely read." Linux: The vegan CrossFitter of operating systems. Doesn't spy and can't shut up about it.